The following featured in the Kilmore Free Press, Thursday 15 January 1970, page 4.
Here and There
Back to the grind for another year to bring you the latest and greatest.
We will try to present this column as regularly as possible during 1970, but please excuse us if it does not appear, as it all depends on time and space available.
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Nice winter we are having this summer isn’t it?
How would you like to have paid big money to buy a milk bar at a beach resort, only to find holiday weather like we had?
But most of the beach belles got their sun tan under a ray lamp this season.
Thousands may have flocked to the bayside resorts expecting good beach weather, but judging by the number of cars passing through Kilmore, there were thousands who were awake to the un certainty of the Victorian climate and chose the country for their holidays.
Still can’t work out how that fellow seen in Sydney Street during the holidays managed to hang on to his trousers, after losing his belt, without dropping his armful of bottles.
Belt was still on the footpath the next day, but no sign of broken bottles.
Notice that Santa delivered a fair number of swimming pools to homes in Kilmore at Christmas.
We won’t need that proposed, delayed and almost forgotten public pool soon if he keeps that up each year!
Hear there is a move on to change Fighting Harada’s name to Dancing Harada after his fight last week with Australian champion Johnny Famechon. All the Jap. boy seemed to do was to hold our Johnny as if he wanted to dance… and then he was waltzed right out of the ring.
Local vet, Pat Mornane, has some pretty odd jobs to do at times, but one of his oddest came last week when he was called to remove a possum from a washing machine in the laundry of a Kilmore house.
Heard it said the other day that “Doc” Davon would probably be the first local fisherman to catch a fish which was larger around the girth than the angler who landed it.
See a quote by Shakespeare on the desk calendar yesterday read – “nature hath framed strange fellows in her time.” How very true!